His friend sighs and replies, “I am, dude. My girlfriend wants sex constantly—three, four, sometimes six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I’m completely drained. I don’t know how much longer I can keep up!”

An older gentleman, sitting a few stools away, overhears the conversation. With a knowing look and the wisdom of his years, he leans over and says, “Marry her. That’ll put an end to all that nonsense.”