As they neared Natchitoches, they started arguing about how to pronounce the town’s name.

They went back and forth until they decided to stop for lunch.

At the counter, the husband turned to the blonde waitress and asked,
“Before we order, could you help settle a debate? Please say the name of this place very slowly.”

She leaned in and said,
“Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”