Reba McEntire is a true country diva. From the moment she took the stage during the late 1970s, she became a fan favorite adored by millions.
A married couple were sitting at a table at the wife’s high school reunion as an incredibly drunk man slumped over across from them.
“Do you know that woman?” the wife asked.
“Yes,” the husband replied. “That’s my ex-girlfriend. She started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”
“Good lord,” the wife replied. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”
Here are some more funny jokes for you.
The Language of Bees
Why did the bee enroll in a language class?
Because it wanted to learn the buzzwords and have more meaningful hive conversations!
Zen Garden Gnomes
Why did the Zen garden gnomes start a meditation group?
Because they wanted to find their inner gnome and achieve gnome-enlightenment in the most gnome-vasive way possible!
Pirate’s Cryptic Map
A pirate found a treasure map with a riddle: “Between the palm trees where the moon and sun meet, dig for riches.” So, he dug all day, got a blister, and realized it was just a palmistry lesson!