I accidentally scraped a car in the parking lot, and my boss came running out, yelling, “Who hit my car?!” Feeling embarrassed, I admitted it was me and offered to pay for the repairs. Instead of calming down, he started lecturing me about responsibility.
Just then, a coworker walked by and said, “Boss, isn’t this the company car you scratched last week?” My boss turned bright red, mumbled something under his breath, and stormed back inside.