A wife comes home early, expecting a quiet evening, only to find her husband in a compromising situation with a younger woman. Shocked and furious, she storms into the room, her voice cutting through the air: “You disrespectful pig! How dare you betray me? I’m done. Divorce. Immediately.”
Caught off guard, the husband panics, scrambling for an explanation. “Wait, wait! Let me explain!” he pleads. Reluctantly, she agrees, arms crossed and glaring.
The husband begins, spinning a story dripping with creativity: “I found her stranded on the road—hungry, dirty, and down on her luck. Out of kindness, I brought her home, fed her the enchiladas you didn’t want, let her shower, and gave her clothes you no longer wear.”
He lists items with daring confidence: her designer jeans, unworn anniversary lingerie, and those boots she bought but never used. The wife’s expression tightens with every word, equal parts disbelief and fury.
Finally, the husband concludes: “As she left, tears in her eyes, she asked, ‘Do you have anything else your wife doesn’t use?’”
Silence. Then—your imagination takes over.
Even in chaos, humor lightens the mood—though honesty is always the best policy!